literally just a sexting au honestly

[befouled]

[ for the last few years, teachers have finally realized that not much gets done if you put any of the children with the surname hyakuya in the same class together. individually, they aren't actually all that stupid if you try with them, but all like twelve of them get very distracted very fast.

...it's a boring day. there's nothing to look out, glancing out the window, and whatever the teacher is talking about is something that they've already gone over twice. so, mika slips away to the bathroom --

--and yuu's phone buzzes shortly after. ]

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[culpa]

cause u keep ruining it

1/2

[befouled]

sad

[befouled]

[ a picture of his abs, pants inched down just enough for Them Hip V's ]

[culpa]

[ wow that's embarrassing. so embarrassing yuu drops his phone onto the ground, forgets his forehead is as close to the desk as it is and leans down to try to get it, only to bang his head really really hard on the wood, causing him to curse loudly in the middle of the stupid teacher's lecture--who just. sighs disappointingly, because clearly this is an every day thing for yuu.

but all of that also. delays his response time for several minutes. ]

were in skool!!!!!

[befouled]

that's what makes it exciting, yuu-chan. (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧

[culpa]

were r u???? im gonna cum punch u in the throat

[befouled]

❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣ that eager for me?

[culpa]

no im gona punch u

[befouled]

[ a photo of his undone pants button ]

[culpa]

im gona punch u in the d*ck!!!

[befouled]

and then what?

[culpa]

get a fc!!

[befouled]

ah
yuu-chan cares more about idols than attractive photos...

[culpa]

IM IN CLASS U DUMB IDIOT

[befouled]

an inconvenient boner in class, then? you'll never place first in a score match while hard

[culpa]

shinoas right next to me i cant even look at them 4 more than 2 secs!!!!!!!

[befouled]

on a scale of 1-10, how smug is her face right now?

[culpa]

im not looking over there!!

[befouled]

so 11

[culpa]

im rly gona cum punch u in the d*ck

[befouled]

she'll know if you leave

[culpa]

pull down ur pants

[befouled]

[ boxers pic! ]

[culpa]

touch urself

[befouled]

[ it's -- not really framed quite as well as the other photos, but that's when yuu gets the full on picture of mika's cock, snapped mid-stroke. ]