wafflehouse | literally just a sexting au honestly

literally just a sexting au honestly

[ for the last few years, teachers have finally realized that not much gets done if you put any of the children with the surname hyakuya in the same class together. individually, they aren't actually all that stupid if you try with them, but all like twelve of them get very distracted very fast.

...it's a boring day. there's nothing to look out, glancing out the window, and whatever the teacher is talking about is something that they've already gone over twice. so, mika slips away to the bathroom --

--and yuu's phone buzzes shortly after. ]

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[ "they're not stupid", huh. yuu definitely isn't. helping with that reputation at all, forehead pressed down against the desk as he slouches over it, both hands on his phone under it as he plays some dumb rhythm game under the table ( on silent, of course, fuck if he's gonna get caught ) instead of listening to the teacher's lecture.

until mika's text causes his phone to vibrate, ruining the entire fucking song by throwing him off. he doesn't even check what mika's text says, just quickly opens up messaging app so he can send a quick reply: ]

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what are you wearing (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

[ ...they're in school. he's wearing his uniform. mika is asking him to shitpost. ]

u runed my song!!!!!! nw ill never get the ur eli!!!!!!

for the last time you can't get urs from events

cause u keep ruining it

sad

[ a picture of his abs, pants inched down just enough for Them Hip V's ]

[ wow that's embarrassing. so embarrassing yuu drops his phone onto the ground, forgets his forehead is as close to the desk as it is and leans down to try to get it, only to bang his head really really hard on the wood, causing him to curse loudly in the middle of the stupid teacher's lecture--who just. sighs disappointingly, because clearly this is an every day thing for yuu.

but all of that also. delays his response time for several minutes. ]

were in skool!!!!!