literally just a sexting au honestly

[befouled]

[ for the last few years, teachers have finally realized that not much gets done if you put any of the children with the surname hyakuya in the same class together. individually, they aren't actually all that stupid if you try with them, but all like twelve of them get very distracted very fast.

...it's a boring day. there's nothing to look out, glancing out the window, and whatever the teacher is talking about is something that they've already gone over twice. so, mika slips away to the bathroom --

--and yuu's phone buzzes shortly after. ]

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[befouled]

and from your mind?

[culpa]

max deleted

[befouled]

[ yeah, but what if he sends a video of himself jacking off? ]

[culpa]

[ HE. . OPENS IT??? and the sound starts fucking playing in the middle of the classroom, even if it wasn't very loud at all it's.

enough to thoroughly embarrass yuu. so he fucking takes off out of the classroom. to search through all the fucking bathrooms. ]

[befouled]

[ hehehehehe ]

[culpa]

[ fucking. bursting through all the doors yelling Mikaaaaaaaa. . !! ]

[befouled]

[ and, of course, he's in the one farthest from yuu's classroom. ]

[culpa]

[ fucking EVENTUALLY-- ]

Oi, jackass! I know you're in here!

[befouled]

[ he is, and his clothes are half off and he's looking so disheveled oh no ~ ]

[culpa]

I'm seriously gonna kick you in the dick!

[ STOMPING CLOSER. ]

[befouled]

...You really opened it in class, didn't you?

[culpa]

Spread your legs.

[befouled]

---No way not if you're going to kick me.

[culpa]

I'm gonna kick you anyway, so you might as well make it easier on me!

[befouled]

Ah, where did I go wrong... Even after all that, Yuu-chan isn't turned on...

[culpa]

I got hard in the middle of class and ran out, you asshole!

[befouled]

Good.

[culpa]

If I get suspended again, it's all your fault!

[befouled]

I'll stay home with you.

[culpa]

Don't ruin your attendance.

[befouled]

It's my fault, and I'm skipping class too.

[culpa]

No way, you gotta go to school and get good grades and get into a good college and get a great job so none of the rest of us have to work.

[befouled]

[ Exhale. ]

I'll try.

[culpa]

You can't just "try", that's your job.

[befouled]

[ ...starts fixing his clothes. ]

Because you're lost without me?