literally just a sexting au honestly

[befouled]

[ for the last few years, teachers have finally realized that not much gets done if you put any of the children with the surname hyakuya in the same class together. individually, they aren't actually all that stupid if you try with them, but all like twelve of them get very distracted very fast.

...it's a boring day. there's nothing to look out, glancing out the window, and whatever the teacher is talking about is something that they've already gone over twice. so, mika slips away to the bathroom --

--and yuu's phone buzzes shortly after. ]

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[befouled]

[ self-loathing sort of just killed his, but. ]

---Mm? Do you still want me, after all that?

[culpa]

No way, you probably got me suspended again.

[befouled]

Want to just leave? I'm probably suspended, too.

[culpa]

W-what brought this on, anyway?!

[befouled]

I was bored.

[culpa]

. . you were bored in class so you stripped in the bathroom and jerked off.

[befouled]

I was bored in class so I bullied you.

[culpa]

I'm never touching you again, you're the worst.

[befouled]

[ drape ]

[culpa]

I just said never!!

[befouled]

You can't keep that up.

[culpa]

I'm gonna go join the army and join a squad that's waaay far away.

[befouled]

[ that's actually fucking terrifying ]

You get too lonely too easily.

[culpa]

I don't get lonely! Not in the least!

[ clearly this is why he hugs his pillow when he sleeps and cries a lot when he's alone, right. ]

[befouled]

Liar.

[culpa]

You're the one who gets lonely.

[befouled]

Not as easily as you.

[culpa]

I'm never lonely! I like being alone! Then I don't gotta--deal with you being all weird and Akane being weird and stuff!

[befouled]

So, you'd be okay if I didn't come home for a week?

[culpa]

. . n-no, that's your home!

[befouled]

I could find somewhere to stay for a week.

[culpa]

You can't do that. The kids need you.

[befouled]

Most of them aren't "kids" anymore, Yuu-chan.

[culpa]

They're all still kids.

[befouled]

If you say so. I think you're enough to handle them, though.