literally just a sexting au honestly

[befouled]

[ for the last few years, teachers have finally realized that not much gets done if you put any of the children with the surname hyakuya in the same class together. individually, they aren't actually all that stupid if you try with them, but all like twelve of them get very distracted very fast.

...it's a boring day. there's nothing to look out, glancing out the window, and whatever the teacher is talking about is something that they've already gone over twice. so, mika slips away to the bathroom --

--and yuu's phone buzzes shortly after. ]

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[befouled]

Ah, where did I go wrong... Even after all that, Yuu-chan isn't turned on...

[culpa]

I got hard in the middle of class and ran out, you asshole!

[befouled]

Good.

[culpa]

If I get suspended again, it's all your fault!

[befouled]

I'll stay home with you.

[culpa]

Don't ruin your attendance.

[befouled]

It's my fault, and I'm skipping class too.

[culpa]

No way, you gotta go to school and get good grades and get into a good college and get a great job so none of the rest of us have to work.

[befouled]

[ Exhale. ]

I'll try.

[culpa]

You can't just "try", that's your job.

[befouled]

[ ...starts fixing his clothes. ]

Because you're lost without me?

[culpa]

Well, yeah. [ yeah that's right. fix those clothes. he's just gonna stand here with his awkward boner and watch. ]

[befouled]

[ self-loathing sort of just killed his, but. ]

---Mm? Do you still want me, after all that?

[culpa]

No way, you probably got me suspended again.

[befouled]

Want to just leave? I'm probably suspended, too.

[culpa]

W-what brought this on, anyway?!

[befouled]

I was bored.

[culpa]

. . you were bored in class so you stripped in the bathroom and jerked off.

[befouled]

I was bored in class so I bullied you.

[culpa]

I'm never touching you again, you're the worst.

[befouled]

[ drape ]

[culpa]

I just said never!!

[befouled]

You can't keep that up.

[culpa]

I'm gonna go join the army and join a squad that's waaay far away.

[befouled]

[ that's actually fucking terrifying ]

You get too lonely too easily.